It's the morning after his bachelor party and BILL HOOPER discovers a body on his sofa: a DEAD TRANSVESTITE. Bill's socialite fiancee, JULIE O'JENNY, calls to say she'll be over later with her parents who have yet to meet Bill. Bill panics: if he calls the police, Jenny will find out, it will cause a scandal, and she'll most likely cancel the wedding. Bill calls his best friend VINCE LANE to help him dispose of the body.

As the two struggle to figure out how to get the transvestite's body past MRS. CLAUSEWITZ, the nosy and suspicious neighbor, Bill's landlady LYDIA FURLEY, shows up to collect the rent and discovers the transvestite's body. She panics, Vince panics, and in trying to keep Lydia quiet, Vince accidentally suffocates her with a pillow.

A hectic sequence of events unfold as the COPS are called at every turn by the nosy neighbor and every female who enters the apartment seems to end up accidentally dead at the hands of Vince and Bill. Vince's stepbrother CHARLES LATUTTA, a mob lawyer, is pulled into the tangled web when he promises to "arrange" for professional disposal of the bodies... only to end up accidentally killing the dead transvestite's jilted TRANSVESTITE GIRLFRIEND.

Bodies litter the apartment, the men are frantic and Bill must figure out a way to clean up this mess and quick... because Julie's bringing her parents over to meet their future son-in-law.